Nothing peeves me more than seeing my classmates and co-workers using the restroom, only to hear them flush and exit WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS. Ewwww. Now I have to touch that same door knob? Oh HELL no. Please, for the love of all that is sanitary, wash your filthy paws.

And now, a dedication to all you cochinas and cochinos out there…

I personally find hand-washing to be very…relaxing. I swear I don’t have O.C.D.