First, hit play on the music player above. You’ll want this as your background music while you read this post. Today I bring you the classy thug collection – because even the most non-violent person has an inner thug.
For the femme thug: The Ballistic rose, made of ballistic nylon, originally used by the military to deflect shrapnel and other types of flying debris that resulted from gunfire and explosions. Place it over any part of you that you think might get shanked. *Blood drippings not included.
For the romantic thug: “The Bourgeois Brass Knuckles are a cross between two iconic objects whose cultural and socio-economic associations lie at opposite ends of the spectrum from one another.” LOVE this. You can cold-cock somebody and open a bottle of wine to celebrate right after.
For my rainy day thugs: You’re classy enough to keep that outfit dry but you have something to say to the rain gods. The F*** the Rain Umbrella is for you.
For the corporate thugs: Nothing’s worse than an under-caffeinated thug. Enter the Fisticup. Personally, I think it shoulda been called “The Thug Mug”.
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Word. Holla. Peace. Etc.